Did You know you were getting a box for your pipe?
– CM
“Everybody was just blowing me the whole time”
-JB
“Do you need help getting it up?”
-BR
“I can do it with no hands, I just put it in my mouth”
-M
“I wouldn’t mind getting it in the ass”
-D
“If I were to go gay, I would go Buble”
“I’ll ask her to check her Junk”
“I have this weird fear that oregano is going to start giving me boners”
“And if you squeeze too hard it overflows”
-JL
“You look dainty because you can only fit 3 fingers on it”