Out of Context Office Quotes

Author: Michael Van Geest (page 1 of 3)

Did You know you were getting a box for your pipe?

 

– CM

“Everybody was just blowing me the whole time”

 

-JB

“Do you need help getting it up?”

 

-BR

“I can do it with no hands, I just put it in my mouth”

 

-M

“I wouldn’t mind getting it in the ass”

 

-D

“If I were to go gay, I would go Buble”

 

-M

“I’ll ask her to check her Junk”

 

-M

“I have this weird fear that oregano is going to start giving me boners”

 

-M

“And if you squeeze too hard it overflows”

 

-JL

“You look dainty because you can only fit 3 fingers on it”

 

-M

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